Funny pantomime scripts that your cast and audience will love.
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Perfect for amateur societies, youth groups and school productions.
NODA North West District #1 Award Nominated in 3 categories!
"A beautifully vibrant and colourful traditional panto to appeal to it's family audience."
"Enjoyed by the audience, young and old alike, and sold out nearly every show.”
★★★★★ "Hilariously funny! The audience were highly entertained."
★★★★ "Bang up to date, with lots of great jokes and slapstick routines. Our audience loved it!"
★★★★ "The script is funny and entertaining for all ages... an exceptional show with lots of laughs."
“Many of the characters were portrayed in different styles which was most original.”
★★★★ "A wonderful script full of gags and interesting characters which is adaptable to different cast sizes."
★★★★ "Very funny scenes. Good old Traditional Pantomime with plenty of jokes for all ages."
★★★★ "A great script. Good for groups with a Youth Theatre or Dancing school members."
“Delighted its local audience and won new recruits to appear in next year’s panto production.”
★★★★★ "Lots of great jokes and slapstick routines. Our audience loved it!"
“The Rapunzel story, without falling into the trap of just re-writing Disney’s Tangled”
★★★★★ "A fantastic script that most certainly has something for absolutely everyone."
★★★★ "Alex worked closely with us to get the story we wanted."
★★★★ "Excellent script. Alex is really helpful and responsive - definitely recommend."
★★★★ "A great, fast paced and entertaining script suitable for all ages."
★★★★★ "The scripts are amazing, funny, very well written and easy to follow."
Winner of Best Pantomime and multiple nominations for NODA North West District #1 Awards
"Embraced the new without abandoning any of the core essentials that all Pantomimes should contain."
"This adaptation worked tremendously well, first and foremost thanks to the excellent script by Alex Jackson"
"Funny, modern twist on classic pantomimes with freedom to create our own material and adapt the script to suit our…
Bored of performing generic, old fashioned pantomime scripts with outdated jokes and routines?
Dated pantomime scripts are behind you!
You’re producing scripts that were written decades ago. The references are retro, and the jokes don’t land the way they used to.
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Funny pantomime scripts
Witty one-liners, plenty of puns and laugh-out-loud slapstick. My scripts have the whole family in fits of giggles from start to finish.
Customisable pantomime scripts
Forget one-size-fits-all, your script is fully customisable. Tailor it to your cast, venue, and budget, including your favourite local references.
Traditional pantomime scripts for modern audiences
Traditional routines updated for modern audiences, popular new ones and optional song suggestions all mixed with sharp, fast-paced dialogue.
Eye-catching show artwork
Give your marketing campaign a boost with bright, eye-catching poster, flyer and social media templates with room for all your production’s details.
With your pantomime script you could:
Build loyal audiences
Build a loyal audience which grows and becomes many families’ annual tradition they look forward to.
Gain financial stability
Secure your group’s future by putting on a show that secures ticket sales not just for this year, but next year too.
Make cast & crew happy
Your team will have a fantastic time performing a fresh script, with freedom to edit ad libs and local references easily.