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Funny pantomime scripts that your cast and audience will love.

Find your next pantomime script today, with customisable scripts for productions of all shapes and sizes, written by a professional pantomime director.

Perfect for amateur societies, youth groups and school productions.

Bored of performing generic, old fashioned pantomime scripts with outdated  jokes and routines?

Dated pantomime scripts are behind you!

You’re producing scripts that were written decades ago. The references are retro, and the jokes don’t land the way they used to.

Oh yes they are!

Raise the curtain on your next production with a genuinely funny pantomime script, that will take your show to the next level.

Your perfect pantomime script is waiting.

Funny Pantomime Scripts

Witty one-liners, plenty of puns and laugh-out-loud slapstick. My scripts have the whole family in fits of giggles from start to finish.

Customisable Pantomime Scripts

Forget one-size-fits-all, your script is fully customisable. Tailor it to your cast, venue, and budget, including your favourite local references.

Traditional Titles for Modern Audiences

Traditional routines updated for modern audiences, popular new ones and optional song suggestions all mixed with sharp, fast-paced dialogue.

Eye-catching Show Artwork

Give your marketing campaign a boost with bright, eye-catching poster, flyer and social media templates with room for all your production’s details.

With your pantomime script you could:

Build loyal audiences

Build a loyal audience which grows and becomes many families’ annual tradition they look forward to.

Gain financial stability

Secure your group’s future by putting on a show that secures ticket sales not just for this year, but next year too.

Make your cast & crew happy

Your team will have a fantastic time performing a fresh script, with freedom to edit ad libs and local references easily.

Here’s what reviewers said about previous productions

Oodles of fun that brought all ages together

NODA on Aladdin

It went down a storm with the audience every night

The Daily Record on Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

A roller-coaster of running-gags, jokes and song and dance.

NODA on Cinderella