Funny pantomime scripts that your cast and audience will love.
Find your next pantomime script today, with customisable scripts for productions of all shapes and sizes, written by a professional pantomime director.
Perfect for amateur societies, youth groups and school productions.
★★★★ "A wonderful script full of gags and interesting characters which is adaptable to different cast sizes."
“The Rapunzel story, without falling into the trap of just re-writing Disney’s Tangled”
★★★★★ "A great script and quick communication from Alex. Thanks again for providing us with a first class experience."
★★★★ "The script was very family friendly and received well by our audiences."
“Many of the characters were portrayed in different styles which was most original.”
"A break from the traditional pantomime offering to bring a different and contemporary slant to the seasonal fun!"
★★★★★ "I have asked to read more to find the perfect story because I know his scripts are the perfect…
"This adaptation worked tremendously well, first and foremost thanks to the excellent script by Alex Jackson"
★★★★ "We’ve been producing pantomimes for over 40 years and audience members said that this was the best one yet!"
★★★★ "Excellent script. Alex is really helpful and responsive - definitely recommend."
★★★★ "A great script. Good for groups with a Youth Theatre or Dancing school members."
"A beautifully vibrant and colourful traditional panto to appeal to it's family audience."
★★★★★ "The characters, comedy and scenes are written so well that it makes it easy to produce and direct."
★★★★ "A great, fast paced and entertaining script suitable for all ages."
"Writer Alex Jackson nailed the local contributions to the script"
★★★★★ "Hilariously funny! The audience were highly entertained."
★★★★★ "A fantastic script that most certainly has something for absolutely everyone."
★★★★★ "The scripts are amazing, funny, very well written and easy to follow."
★★★★ "The pantomime got excellent feedback from our audience and we loved performing it."
"The script was a really modern one with excellent choice of music."
“Delighted its local audience and won new recruits to appear in next year’s panto production.”
★★★★ "It was easy to stage and adapt to our needs with great suggestions on how to do this."
★★★★ "Bang up to date, with lots of great jokes and slapstick routines. Our audience loved it!"
"a stage version with similar, loveable and recognisable characters without entering the realms of copyright"
"The Characters which Alex created were perfect for this Christmas theme pantomime."
"An excellent script which had our audience rolling in the aisles with laughter!"
★★★★★ "The Dick Whittington is is very funny and includes everything you need in a panto."
"Respectful of tradition, but gives his own spin on plots, updating to suit the modern audience."
★★★★ "The script was very well written with a range of jokes."
"Enjoyed by the audience, young and old alike, and sold out nearly every show.”
★★★★★ "Everyone found it hilarious and so did the cast."
★★★★★ "We are beyond happy with what was achieved. Everyone from cast to audience enjoyed the script."
Winner of Best Pantomime and multiple nominations for NODA North West District #1 Awards
★★★★ "Hands down one of the funniest scripts we've produced."
★★★★★ "A brilliant script writer who is really approachable and is always at hand."
★★★★ "Brilliant and the amount of parts was just what we needed.
★★★★★ "Lots of great jokes and slapstick routines. Our audience loved it!"
★★★★★ "The script felt fresh and topical and was great fun to produce."
★★★★★ "A fantastic script and easy to organise license. Alex was very approachable and helpful."
★★★★ "The freedom to choose songs and edit parts of lines meant that we could make it really relevant to…
NODA North West District #1 Award Nominated in 3 categories!
"Embraced the new without abandoning any of the core essentials that all Pantomimes should contain."
"Funny, modern twist on classic pantomimes with freedom to adapt the script."
★★★★ "The script is funny and entertaining for all ages... an exceptional show with lots of laughs."
★★★★ "Alex worked closely with us to get the story we wanted."
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You’re producing scripts that were written decades ago. The references are retro, and the jokes don’t land the way they used to.
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Funny pantomime scripts
Witty one-liners, plenty of puns and laugh-out-loud slapstick. My scripts have the whole family in fits of giggles from start to finish.
Customisable pantomime scripts
Forget one-size-fits-all, your script is fully customisable. Tailor it to your cast, venue, and budget, including your favourite local references.
Traditional pantomime scripts for modern audiences
Traditional routines updated for modern audiences, popular new ones and optional song suggestions all mixed with sharp, fast-paced dialogue.
Eye-catching show artwork
Give your marketing campaign a boost with bright, eye-catching poster, flyer and social media templates with room for all your production’s details.
With your pantomime script you could:
Build loyal audiences
Build a loyal audience which grows and becomes many families’ annual tradition they look forward to.
Gain financial stability
Secure your group’s future by putting on a show that secures ticket sales not just for this year, but next year too.
Make cast & crew happy
Your team will have a fantastic time performing a fresh script, with freedom to edit ad libs and local references easily.