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Funny, family-friendly, flexible pantomime scripts

Find the perfect pantomime script! Order your free reading copy below, or apply for a script performance license here.

Pantomime Script Features


Witty one-liners, plenty of puns and laugh-out-loud slapstick. My scripts have audiences in fits of giggles from start to finish.


Audiences of all ages enjoy my scripts. There’s a host of colourful characters, magic and adventure to be discovered.


I make sure you’ve got the best fit for your cast & crew by adjusting scenes, characters and songs to suit your production.

Modern & Traditional

My scripts  feature traditional routines updated for modern audiences plus popular new ones all mixed with sharp, fast-paced dialogue. 

Pantomime Production Reviews

“Oodles of fun that brought all ages together in their enjoyment”

NODA on Aladdin

“A roller-coaster of running-gags, jokes and song and dance

NODA on Cinderella

“It went down a storm”

The Daily Record on Snow White

Make your pantomime production stand out with my help & advice

3 Things to Remember as a First-Time Director

3 Things to Remember as a First-Time Director

Taking on the mantle of Director for the first time can be a daunting task. There’s lots to consider, and pressure to do the job well. Being the director of a production is an all-encompassing task and there’s lots of areas of production that you need to focus on. From auditions to opening night, the responsibility lies with you. So if you’re setting out as director on your first show, here’s some things that are useful to bear in mind.

The Secret to Writing the Perfect Rehearsal Schedule

The Secret to Writing the Perfect Rehearsal Schedule

Writing a rehearsal schedule can be a very daunting task at first. There’s lots to consider and lots of people to please. Let alone, the amount of rehearsing to actually be done! Then of course you have to take into account the needs of the other members of the creative team, costume fittings, so on and so fourth. So here’s my top tips to writing the perfect schedule that keeps everybody happy.

5 Easy Ways to Advertise Your Pantomime Online For Free

5 Easy Ways to Advertise Your Pantomime Online For Free

Digital marketing is a must-have feature of your next marketing campaign. There are lots of opportunities to do free marketing for your pantomime online, but some are more effective than others. Here’s my low-down on the best places to advertise your pantomime online for free.