Funny pantomime scripts that your cast and audience will love.

Find your next pantomime script today, with customisable scripts for productions of all shapes and sizes, written by a professional pantomime director.

Perfect for amateur societies, youth groups and school productions.

NODA on Rapunzel

“It was a pleasure to get out of the house to see a very accomplished pantomime.”

The Daily Record on Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

“Enjoyed by the audience, young and old alike, and sold out nearly every show.”

NODA on Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

“Delighted its local audience and won new recruits to appear in next year’s panto production.”

NODA Award Nominated Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

NODA North West District #1 Award Nominated in 3 categories!

Illminster Entertainment Society on Aladdin

“Alex appreciates that pantos should be fun and punchy and appealing to all ages.”

Bored of performing generic, old fashioned pantomime scripts with outdated  jokes and routines?

Dated pantomime scripts are behind you!

You’re producing scripts that were written decades ago. The references are retro, and the jokes don’t land the way they used to.

Oh yes they are!

Raise the curtain on your next production with a genuinely funny pantomime script, that will take your show to the next level.

Your perfect pantomime script is waiting.

Funny Pantomime Scripts

Witty one-liners, plenty of puns and laugh-out-loud slapstick. My scripts have the whole family in fits of giggles from start to finish.

Customisable Pantomime Scripts

Forget one-size-fits-all, your script is fully customisable. Tailor it to your cast, venue, and budget, including your favourite local references.

Traditional Titles for Modern Audiences

Traditional routines updated for modern audiences, popular new ones and optional song suggestions all mixed with sharp, fast-paced dialogue.

Eye-catching Show Artwork

Give your marketing campaign a boost with bright, eye-catching poster, flyer and social media templates with room for all your production’s details.

With your pantomime script you could:

Build loyal audiences

Build a loyal audience which grows and becomes many families’ annual tradition they look forward to.

Gain financial stability

Secure your group’s future by putting on a show that secures ticket sales not just for this year, but next year too.

Make your cast & crew happy

Your team will have a fantastic time performing a fresh script, with freedom to edit ad libs and local references easily.

Tweed Theatre on Peter Pan

★★★★
“Excellent script. Alex is really helpful and responsive – definitely recommend.”

The Daily Record on Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

“Enjoyed by the audience, young and old alike, and sold out nearly every show.”

NODA Award Nominated Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

NODA North West District #1 Award Nominated in 3 categories!

Illminster Entertainment Society on Aladdin

“Alex appreciates that pantos should be fun and punchy and appealing to all ages.”

NODA on The Wizard of Oz

“This adaptation worked tremendously well, first and foremost thanks to the excellent script by Alex Jackson”