Synopsis
Hop on your magic carpet and take off on a laugh-packed adventure with this Aladdin pantomime script. It’s a genie-us family pantomime that’s bursting with songs, silliness, and sparkle! Join our cheeky hero Aladdin as he battles the villainous Abanazar, finds a mysterious old lamp, and tries to win the heart of Princess Jasmine.
Expect belly laughs, outrageous costumes, and jokes galore as Widow Twankey’s laundry goes flying and Wishee causes chaos at every turn. With slapstick mayhem, magical moments, and plenty of audience shout-outs, this is festive fun the whole family will love.
Whether you’re five or ninety-five, you’ll be giggling, booing, and cheering from start to finish. So don’t miss your chance to rub the lamp and make your wish come true with this, the most magical of pantomimes!
Roles
14 Speaking Roles + Ensemble
- The Professor An ancient egyptologist, expert in his field.
- Abanaza Baddie. An evil sorcerer who dreams of world domination.
- Wishee Comic. One of Widow Twankey’s sons. Not the brightest bulb.
- Widow Twankey Dame. Owner of the Lost-Sock Laundrette.
- The General Stuffy ruler of Pantoland, Jasmine’s strict, old-fashioned parent.
- Aladdin A poor boy with big ambitions.
- Jasmine Fiesty. Independant. Daughter of the ruler of Pantoland.
- Lilly Jasmine’s maid and best friend.
- Chief Inspector Comedy police sergeant.
- PC Bobby Comedy police officer in training.
- Genie of the Lamp A charismatic magical being who is trapped in the lamp.
- Spirit of the Ring A confident magical being who is trapped in the ring.
- Mummy Ensemble. Abanaza’s Egyptian Mummy (literally).
- Archeologists Ensemble.
- Residents of Pantoland Ensemble.
- Statues Ensemble.
Aladdin Pantomime Script Extract
TWANKEY Do you know Wishee, sometimes you make me want to throw the towel in.
WISHEE Well don’t do that Mum, that will make the washing pile bigger!
TWANKEY Talking of washing piles, can you bring me that one over there.
(Picks up a basket of underwear)
WISHEE This one here?
TWANKEY That’s the one, that’s my celebrity undies pile.
WISHEE Who’s undies have we got in here Mum?
TWANKEY Well, we’ve got Dawn French’s bra.
WISHEE Dawn French’s bra?
TWANKEY Yes, I call it a sheep dog bra. It rounds them up and points them in the right direction! You need that at her age.
(WISHEE pulls some knickers out of the basket)
WISHEE Whose are these?
TWANKEY Ah, they’re Prue Leith’s knickers. Bit of a soggy bottom on those.
WISHEE Yuck!
(WISHEE throws them back down again, picks up a large pair of boxer shorts with a panel in the back)
And these?
TWANKEY Now, those are Boris Johnson’s boxer shorts.
WISHEE How can you tell?
TWANKEY Because, there’s a flap in the back where he talks from.
(WISHEE picks up a final pair of knickers, they’re huge)
WISHEE And these?
TWANKEY Oh, they’re mine. They’re my american pants.
WISHEE American pants?
TWANKEY That’s right. One yank and they’re off!
WISHEE Oh dear.
