Jack and the Beanstalk Pantomime Script

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When Jack and Jill ventured up the hill, little did they know that one of them would be kidnapped by an evil giant! Can Jack climb to the sky and save the village of Upper Beanstalk? A hilarious pantomime adventure for all the family.

When Jack and Jill ventured up the hill, little did they know that one of them would be kidnapped by an evil giant!

Can Jack climb the beanstalk, save the village of Upper Beanstalk and escape with a golden egg, and his beloved cow, Pat?

Featuring all your favourite pantomime traditions and characters like Dame Tilly Trott, King Crumble and Silly Simon, Jack and the Beanstalk is a hilarious pantomime adventure for all the family.

Running Time

Approx 2 hours + interval depending on the length/number of songs you choose.

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2 Male, 2 Female, 5 Non Gender Specific, 11 Supporting Roles + Chorus

(Indicated genders are guidelines for casting. Many roles could be played by actors of any gender. Oh yes they could!)

  • Jack Trott (M/F) Tilly Trott’s son and Principal Boy, loves Jill.
  • Silly Simon (M/F) Jack’s best friend and village idiot
  • Tilly Trott (M) Dame. Poor woman who owns a dairy farm.
  • Jill Crumble (F) Princess. Daughter of King Crumble, loves Jack.
  • King Crumble (M) Jill’s father. A gibbering wreck in a crisis.
  • Lord Fleshcreep (M/F) A sly, sneaking type. Reports to Giant Butternut.
  • Spinach (M/F) Fleshcreep’s fiesty, but little, assistant
  • Fairy Evergreen (F) The happy and helpful farming fairy
  • Pat the Cow (M/F) The Trotts’ cow

Supporting Roles (M/F)

  • Gary Gooseberry (M) A villager
  • Margaret Mango (F) A villager
  • Penelope Parsnip (F) A villager
  • Betty Blueberry (F) A villager
  • Kevin Kiwi (M) A villager
  • Carly Cauliflower (F) A villager
  • Peter Pear (M) A villager
  • Sarah Celeriac (F) A villager
  • Mayor of Cloudland (M/F) In charge of the people in the sky
  • Nimbus (M/F) Resident of Cloudland
  • Cirrus (M/F) Resident of Cloudland

Company Roles

  • Residents of Upper Beansprout
  • Residents of Cloudland

4 or 5 Full Scenes, 2 Front Cloths/Curtain Scenes

Act I

Prologue The Giant’s Kingdom

Scene 1 Village of Upper Beansprout

Scene 2 Outside Upper Beansprout

Scene 3 The Trott’s Dairy

Scene 4 Outside Upper Beansprout

Scene 5 Village of Upper Beansprout

Scene 6 Outside Upper Beansprout

Scene 7 The Trott’s Farmyard

ACT II

Scene 1 The Giant’s Kingdom

Scene 2 Rainbow Road

Scene 3 The Giant’s Castle

Scene 4 Rainbow Road

Scene 5 The Trott’s Farmyard

Scene 6 The Song Sheet

Scene 7 The Grand Finale

TILLY Hello gang!

(Audience reaction.)

SIMON Remind me again why we have to try and milk Pat even more.

TILLY The giant wants milk for his cereal, pronto, or we’ll all be toast.

SIMON Why can’t he just milk one of the giant cows in the sky?

TILLY Don’t be so simple Simon. Cows don’t live in the sky.

(SIMON stares out of the window and spots TILLY’s herd. KING CRUMBLE enters.)

KING C. What a brilliant bunch of cows. I had no idea you had so many.

TILLY Not a bunch, a herd.

KING C. Heard of what?

TILLY Herd of cows.

KING C. Of course I’ve heard of cows.

TILLY I said a cow herd. Don’t you care about a cow heard?

KING C. What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!

SIMON You see that one there, she’s only got three legs.

KING C. What do you call her?

TILLY Lean beef.

KING C. What about that one there?

SIMON She’s exceptional.

KING C. How can you tell?

TILLY She’s outstanding in her field.

KING C. That one there’s got a problem.

TILLY Yes, she tried to jump over a barbed wire fence. It was an udder disaster.

KING C. That one doesn’t have any ears

TILLY I know, she’s moo-te

SIMON Sorry?

TILLY I said she’s moo-te.

SIMON Got-cha!

TILLY Come on now, enough fooling around. Time to get milking.